released September 30, 2014

Music - Max Schaffer
Special thanks to Justin Dower and Rebecca Shapass for assuring me that this didn't suck, and the beautifully androgynous barista I kept seeing. I apologize for staring.
And of course to all the incredible artists that make up this album.

Coffee cup vector by Dan Hannigan

Samples (in order of appearance):

Cedric Bixler-Zavala at Lollapalooza 2012
Bill O’Reilly on Inside Edition
How Can You Swallow So Much Sleep - Bombay Bicycle Club
So Long, See You Tomorrow - Bombay Bicycle Club
Good Vibrations - Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Paper Planes - M.I.A
Get Right - Jennifer Lopez
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Made You Look - Nas
Crazy in Love - Beyonce
Poison - Bel Biv DeVoe
Always Like This - Bombay Bicycle Club
The Obvious Child - Paul Simon
Gobbledigook - Sigur Ros
Kids! from BauerTheBidoof’s Youtube Channel
Open My Eyes - Nazz
It Takes Two - Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock
Lust for Life - Iggy Pop
Suspect Device - Stiff Little Fingers
19 December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night) - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Problem - Ariana Grande
I Feel Good - James Brown
Bring the Noise - Public Enemy
Flava In Ya Ear - Craig Mack
Hysteria - Muse
Gangnam Style - PSY
Kerosene - Big Black
After the Curtain - Beirut
Luna - Bombay Bicycle Club
Let’s Dance - David Bowie
D.A.N.C.E. - Justice
D.A.N.C.E. - Vitamin String Quartet
I Can Talk - Two Door Cinema Club
Jeep’s Blues (Live) - Duke Ellington
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Counting Crows
Harlem - New Politics
This Modern Love - Bloc Party
Yeah Yeah Yeah - New Politics
Wasted Days - Cloud Nothings
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
Helter Skelter - The Beatles
Bangarang - Skrillex
Came out of a Lady - Rubblebucket
Sabotage - Beastie Boys
La Vie En Rose - Louis Armstrong
You Know I’m No Good - Amy Winehouse
Cannonball - The Breeders
Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
LDN - Lily Allen
Spice Up your Life - The Spice Girls
Out of My World - milk music
Be Faithful - Fatman Scoop
Xxplosive - Dr. Dre
Getting Jiggy With It - Will Smith
Say it Ain’t So - Weezer
Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
The Mother We Share - CHVRCHES
Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith
Wasn’t Me - Shaggy
Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley
All Star - Smash Mouth
Undone (The Sweater Song) - Weezer
Jump Around - House of Pain
Buggin’ Out - A Tribe Called Quest
Run Away - Eurovision Moldova
If it Ain’t Ruff - N.W.A.
Cooking up Something Good - Mac Demarco
Burndt Jamb - Weezer
Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
What If - Bombay Bicycle Club
Starships - Nicki Minaj
Fix Up, Look Sharp - Dizzee Rascal
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
Come and Get Your Love - Redbone
Show ‘Em What You Got - Public Enemy
Show Me What You Got - Jay-Z
Harder than You Think - Public Enemy
The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song - The Flaming Lips
The W.A.N.D. - The Flaming Lips
Ante Up - M.O.P.
Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
Black Skinhead - Kanye West
Wouldn’t it Be Nice - The Beach Boys
Rock and Roll (Part 2) - Gary Glitter
The Mr. Softee Ice Cream Jingle
Just a Friend - Biz Markie
Holocene - Bon Iver
Creature Fear - Bon Iver
Towers - Bon Iver
Apache - Sugarhill Gang
Anything Could Happen - Ellie Goulding
Cinema - Skrillex
Cinema Drum Cover - Luke Holland
Thrift Shop - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Peg - Steely Dan
Roses - Outkast
Heads Will Roll - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Lights - Ellie Goulding
By the Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Snow (Hey Oh) - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Train in Vain - The Clash
The Next Episode - Dr. Dre
Around the World - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Yertle the Turtle - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Song 2 - Blur
More Than a Feeling - Boston
I Don’t Need a Reason - Dizzee Rascal
Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap
Someday - The Strokes
Pop, Lock & Drop It - Huey
Diane Young - Vampire Weekend
Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend
Bound 2 - Kanye West
Slow Motion - Juvenile
21st Century Schizoid Man - King Krimson
Power - Kanye West
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Congratulations - MGMT
Such Great Heights - The Postal Service
Goodbye Horses - Garvey
You Make My Dreams - Hall and Oates
Flash Delirium - MGMT
Something Good - Alt-J
Oblivion - Grimes
Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
We Sink - CHVRCHES
Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy
Daylight - Matt & Kim
Clash - Caravan Palace
We No Speak Americano - Yolanda Be Cool and DCUP
Future Starts Slow - The Kills
Takyon (Death Yon) - Death Grips
Go Outside - Cults
Hang Uou From the Heavens - The Dead Weather
Goin’ Up the Country - Canned Heat
Ride the Lightning - Lightning Bolt
B.O.B. - Outkast
Salamander - Lightning Bolt
R U Mine - Arctic Monkeys
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
Calabria 2008 - Enur
Check It Out - Beastie Boys
Lowrider - War
Hey Mama - Black Eyed Peas
Barbra Streisand - Ducksauce
Blue Monday - New Order
(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher - Jackie Wilson
Ain’t No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
I Wish - Skee-Lo
Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear
Good Ol’ Fashion Nightmare - Matt & Kim
Sleepyhead - Passion Pit
Reflektor - Arcade Fire
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Scenario - A Tribe Called Quest
Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Can’t Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
After Light - Rustie
How it Ends - Devotchka
“Frankly Dear I Don’t Give a Damn” Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind